i saw Archie bunker on main street
and a faux faux faux band
and a hypocrite with a mohawk
and a sailor with a grin
i saw jesus there as well
bored and broken, oh yeah
i saw harry potter cutting his finger tips
and way too many phony highs
i’m taking names and numbers, says god.
like in the deli line
ham
salad
roast beef
who has the time?
goodbye captains
goodbye saints
good bye relics
good bye aints







